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Terms and Conditions


twisted musings®: The Business Name. twisted musings® is owned by Sacred Cow Enterprises Pty Ltd.

ACN: means Australian Company Number. Sacred Cow Enterprises Pty Ltd ACN is 149 645 009.

Registered Office: means the registered address of the business. The Registered Offices of twisted musings® are located at:

17/25-27 Dulwich St
Dulwich Hill NSW 2203.

Terms & Conditions

This agreement along with any other Terms & Conditions, Notices and Disclaimers contained elsewhere on this web site form the conditions of supply for the use and access of the twisted musings® website.

Your use of the website indicates your acceptance and agreement to abide and be bound by these conditions and any revisions or updates the management of twisted musings® may wish to make in the future.

Should you disagree with any of these conditions or any subsequent revisions or amendments, your most appropriate recourse is to immediately discontinue your use of the website. Alternatively, you may register a complaint by emailing me: complaints[at]twistedmusings[dot]com[dot]au

Website Operations

For the purposes of this document, the ‘website’ refers to all information held under the and internet domain names. The website is operated by twisted musings®.

From time to timetwisted musings® may run Competitions, Prize Draws and Promotions on the website. These will be subject to additional Terms & Conditions, the details of which will be made known to you at the time.

From time to time twisted musings® may also review and update the Terms & Conditions that control your use of the website including Disclaimers to take into account new laws and technology, changes to its operations or practices and to make sure it remains appropriate to the changing business environment. Any and all amendments can only be made in writing and signed off on by an authorised Manager of twisted musings®.

If you have any enquiries please contact the authorised Manager, Jason Frazer on 0407 015 248.

Information & Disclaimers

All material on the website is provided in ‘good faith.’ The content of such material may be derived from sources believed to be accurate and current as at the date of publication. Your use of this material from the website is at your own risk. Access to the website is offered on an ‘as available’ basis.

Neither twisted musings® nor its Directors or employees make any representation or warranty that:

1.Any material on the website will be totally reliable, accurate or complete (nor do they accept any responsibility arising in any way for errors in or omissions from that material; or

2.Your access to the website will be uninterrupted, timely or secure. twisted musings® will not be liable for loss resulting from any action, decision by you in the reliance on the information on the website, nor any interruption, delay in operation or transmission, virus, communications failure, Internet access difficulties or malfunction in equipment or software.

General Info Only – Non Advisory

The material on the website provides General Information only. It is not intended as advice and must not be relied upon as such. You should make your own enquiries and take independent advice tailored to your specific situation prior to making any decisions.


The material provided on the website is copyright protected. You may use this material for your own personal reference only. Except for the temporary copy held in the computer’s cache and a single permanent copy for your personal reference, the material may not other wise be used, copied or reproduced, published, stored in a retrieval system, altered or transmitted in any form or by any means in whole or part (except where such use constitutes fair dealing under the Copyright Act) without the prior written approval of twisted musings® or the appropriate Supplier or twisted musings® Licensor.

You may not use any part of the material on the website to establish, maintain or provide, assist in establishing, maintaining or providing your own publications, internet site or other means of distribution without the direct written authorisation from the Manager of twisted musings®.


The twisted musings® logo is a registered trademark of twisted musings® and Sacred Cow Enterprises Pty Ltd.. From time to time, other trademarks may be displayed on the website. These may belong to Third Parties. Nothing displayed on the website should be interpreted as granting any licence or right to use any logo, masthead or trademark displayed on our website without the expressed written permission of the relevant owner.

Code of Conduct

As a condition of your use of our website or any services on our website, you agree that you will not use the website for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these Terms & Conditions, any other Terms, Conditions or Notices appearing anywhere on our website.

You agree to abide by all applicable laws and regulations, in particular, you agree NOT to:

1.Use our website to defame abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise offend others.

2.To publish, distribute, email, transmit or disseminate any material that is unlawful, obscene, defamatory, indecent, offensive or inappropriate.

3.Use any automated scripting tools or software.

4.Engage in or promote any unauthorised surveys, contests, Pyramid Schemes, chain letters, unsolicited emailing or spamming via our website.

5.Impersonate another person or entity.

6.Upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available using the website, any material that you do not have a right to make available under any law or contractual obligation or which contains a virus or other computer codes, files or programmes designed to interrupt, limit or destroy the functions of other computer software or hardware.

7.Breach any applicable laws or regulations.

twisted musings® has no obligation to monitor any User’s operation of the website, however, it retains the right at all times to monitor, retain and disclose any information as necessary to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or Governmental request.

twisted musings® will seek appropriate legal costs from you should it suffer any loss or damage or incur any costs in connection with any breach of these Terms & Conditions or any other legal obligation by you in your use of or conduct on our website.

Goods & Services Tax (GST)

GST means the Australian Goods & Services Tax charged under the New Tax System (Goods and Services Tax) 1999 Act.

Tax Invoice means an Invoice as defined by the Act.

Unless otherwise stated, charges referred to for the use of any service or purchase of goods provided by twisted musings® on its website, is GST inclusive.

Unless otherwise stated, charges referred to for use of any services provided by twisted musings® via the website are GST inclusive. Where GST applies as payment for online credit by a website member, twisted musings® will deduct the GST it incurs from each payment and twisted musings® will issue the member with a Tax Invoice. The balance of the payment will be credited to the member’s account.

Third Party Links & Advertising

Hyperlinks and pointers to websites operated by Third Parties will appear on the website from time to time. These websites do not form part of the website and are not under the control of twisted musings®. twisted musings® does not take responsibility for the contents of any such hyperlink or linked website.

If you link to any such websites and you leave the website and do so at your own risk.

If you contact a Third Party using functionality provided on the website, including via email, twisted musings® accepts no responsibility for any actions taken by that Third Party in response to your communication or for any transactions entered into between you and the relevant Third Party.

Limited Liability

twisted musings® does not exclude any rights and remedies available to you under The Trade Practices Act (Cth) or any similar State or Territory legislation that cannot be excluded, restricted or modified, otherwise, twisted musings® will exclude all conditions and warranties that might be implied by law.

To the extent permitted by law, twisted musings®’ liability for breach of any implied warranty or condition that cannot be excluded is restricted and twisted musings®’ options are to:

1.In the case of Services supplied or offered

(a)Resupply of those services; or
(b)Pay the cost of having those services resupplied; and

2.In the case of Goods supplied or offered

(a)Replace the goods or the supply of equivalent goods.
(b)Repair of the goods
(c)Pay the cost of having the goods replaced; or
(d)Pay the cost of having the goods repaired.

You expressly agree and understand that under no circumstances will twisted musings® be liable to you for any indirect, incidental, special and or consequential losses or damages or loss of profits of whatever nature, howsoever arising (including but not limited to any act or omission by twisted musings®) that result from:

1.The use of or access to or any inability to use or access the website or any material on the website.
2.Unauthorised access to or alterations of your trans-missions or data.
3.Statements or conduct of any Third Party on the website.

Excluding liability for negligence, the maximum liability of twisted musings® is equivalent to the total of any amounts you have paid to the twisted musings®’ website.

Applicable Law

These conditions and all other specific and additional terms that govern your use or membership of and access to the website will be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the laws of the State of New South Wales.

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